1. |
Dedicated To Me
02:38
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Dedicated to myself, cuz we've come along way
'97 O.C., bumping Stronjay
'95 Iceland, Cold World Hustlers
'93 Had my Lyricists Lounge tape bumping
Breaking hearts, had dads talking about "Hard day, Pumpkin?"
And those were just the dudes I was serving on the mic, it was nothing
Had these girls acting suicidal
"Scott's Girlfriend"... Y'all ain't never gonna get that title
I was banging broads just to limit the casualties
Girls find out you got good dick they call the Calvary
I mean apparently, right?
Suckas mad like, How dare I live up to the hype
And they say, I spit a clean 16
But really I'm just trying to live up to that kid's dreams
So I made me a beat
And then I wrote this rap, Dedicated to Me
So many great friends along the way
If I named half of them it would take all day
From the OUDs to the BBCs
We had cassettes for $5 before we slanged CDs
Before that we was running from SFPD
I had a bag full of Black, White, Red, Blue, Green
Cans, Crazy about graff, Write my name on anything
Arrested half a dozen times before I turned 17
Drove my parents out of they mind
They drove me out both of their houses that was fine
Because without the East Bay I might have never got started
In this Hip Hop shit, and so I hold it close to heart
And they say, I spit a clean 16
But really I'm just trying to live up to that kid's dreams
So I made me a beat
And then I wrote this rap, Dedicated to Me
That's it
That's all
Goodnight
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In the lab I post up
Pattering the slaps like i'm 'posed to
Surrounded by posters of beauty
Documented evidence of handling the booty
In the midst of vanity I get moody
Never suffering calamities, commanding my duties
Truly in the lab I dwell
Editing your medicine, flab I sell
Southern belles in the lab, I chill with
Pacific belles cuz they're just as big
In the lab kicking back
If the game's on, don't waste time, I ain't gon' hit you back
And when that post game over
Hella faded, Hella-hella over
In the lab I lay down vocals
Melbourne Australia to Orangevale Cali I get local
I get in it to win
I study in the lab, Doing research on double chins
Badda boom Badda bing
Women so hot we gotta double up they Oxygyn
That's hotter than blue flames
Belly button where her boobs hang
Hanging in the lab my persona
Every wall draped in my persona
In the lab I admire
Sizes from all over the planet I'd be honored to acquire
In the lab I plan it out
World wide trips to leave the planet proud
In the lab I film
The finest women on Planet Earth ever to let they girth spill
And when it's all said and done I don't split
In the lab I sleep but only for a bit
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4. |
No Bueno
02:26
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You shutting the fuck up's like throwing a no-hitter in St. Louis
You're 'bout to meet "My Left Foot" Daniel Day-Lewis (Yo, yo, yo)
I'm still trying to figure this out
At DMV your ID said you identify as a Mouth
You're like a fucking broken Alexa
The love child of twelve secretaries trying to raise a detective
You info on more people than a Chinese phonebook
Out of nowhere you'll be like "Oh yeah, I know Heidi Holbrook"
Somethings are better left unsaid
Like literally every thought in your fucking head
So spin the Wheel of Fortune, double down and Press Your Luck
Craig what does he win? "He gets to Shut the Fuck Up"
You talk too much, That's No Bueno
Every time you start, I just gotta say no
You talk too much, That's No Good
People like you, never make it out the hood
I'm falling asleep as I write this, I be snoring through your stories
There's four Mormon women in Utah talking about pottery that think you're boring
I don't even wanna hear you say Good Morning
You keep talking they're gonna find your dead body next to I-5 in Corning
Tire-uh-taka-hah, That's what the fuck you sound like
Motherfuck your monologues you need to speak in soundbytes
And don't be coming around mine, it's just a bunch of dudes talking sports
Don't nobody wanna hear your story about how you bought some shorts
And you'd be doing better in life if you use way less Goddamn words
Talking yourself out of money that you would have made, That's ubsurd
"What about if I'm tall, dark, and handsome?"
Not tonight (Not tonight)
Motherfucker be talking about Ugly People Be Quiet
Motherfucker be talking about Ugly People Be Quiet (Uggo)
Motherfucker be talking about Ugly People Be Quiet
You talk too much, That's No Bueno (That's No Good)
Every time you start (Don't start), I just gotta say no (I'm saying no)
You talk too much, That's No Good (That's No Bueno)
People like you, never make it out the hood
That's on behalf of the whole crew
Salvador
Steven Jack Gaddy
Dick Swift
My Phone
And Cinnamon
Yeah, yo
That episode was brought to you by the letters
N, O, and the Number Zero
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5. |
The Late Larry Goo
02:34
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I need to eat, I need a beat
With a pen I penetrate the mental state of the weak
Rappers nowadays got a stage mom fleet
Here's a trophy, "Geek of the Week"
Dweebs in the Bay going dumb
Tweedle Dee on the mic, Tweedle Dum on the drum
And it goes, Rappers are Ca-ca
I be madder than a cracker who daughter dating Serge Ibaka
Japanese say "Baka"
One for the money, Two for the Sho Tanaka
And it just don't stoppa
Scott Winter they call me the Doctor
A.k.a. Bobby Binaca
A.k.a. Hiromu Hidaka
A.k.a. Midabu Midaju
A.k.a. The Late Larry Goo
West Coast Cali, We fit to rally
Back to the future, Word to Hill Valley
Rappers need to get up off my tallywacker
Your album cover couldn't look any tackier
The font looks retarded, The colors don't match
Probably can't afford to buy a cover cuz you're trash
Do not put it on my shelf
It looks like you made it your goddamn self
With no art credentials
I be dunking on a brother like a donut from Winchell's
Eventually they'll hop off my gonads
Scott Michael Winter also known as
Malcolm J'Michael Schlabotsky
A.k.a. Francesco L'Roxxy
A.k.a. Big Barry Boom
A.k.a. The Late Larry Goo
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6. |
Noyz N Tha Bay
03:25
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You're fucking with the wrong goddamn orphen
With extraterrestrial endorphins
Time traveling, Performing abortions
In regards to rap, Harder than a concrete contortionist
I portion out the potion with a metric known as bars
Metamorphizing fantasia, Grazing on the farm
A man of arms, Benatar, Hit me with your best
I'll leave you involuntarily planking on your chest
Thank me for the rest, Stanky dank up in the vest
Doublewide Supersize Dime pouring out the dress
They say that youth isn't always wasted on the young
Perverted, Well versed, Based & I'm well hung
And I've been anointed in the past, Apathetic
Haters can't stand my happy ass, Empathetic
I mean, I get it, I'd feel the same way
Midnight Cinderfella, Call Me Dana Dane
Feederism Patron, I slang weight
Pimping a Chinese Trans Girl named Lang Lang
'88 Red Hyundai, Bang bang
Ricky fall down, Ricky never ever breathe again
Boyz N Tha Hood making Noize N Tha Bay
Noize N Tha Bay
Noize N Tha Bay
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I Chuck the D like Carl Ryder, My (fl)uzi weighs a ton
Two Chins Are Better Than One
She looking like Glenny Milstead in drag when she cums, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
Booty like a Datsun, Hot as Summer sun, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
Made a brother wanna dance like I'm fit to cut a rug, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
Feederism with your cousin Big Emily Chung, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
Neck fat had the Mack beating cat like a drum, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
Word is she might add a third, never done cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
Guinness Book Record like a 12-foot dunk, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
Fans worldwide send her hella E-funds, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
Lard scarf be tugging on my heart and I love it, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
Chunky chicken with the North chest chub, yo check it, brother
Two Chins Are Better Than One
Put nothing above it or you committed a flub, blood
Two Chins Are Better Than One
That's why it's wise to televise it when my tubby lover grub, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
Yo, the leader of the tribe like Attila the hun
Jaw like a jug, Hit her with the head hug
Her neck flap be dragging to the ground on her Lugs
Two Chins Are Better Than One
She dip the camera at an angle cuz she knows that Daddy loves it, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
And baby bullet proof, Double chin down to her lungs, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
Made a brother leave his wallet on purpose in El Segundo
Two Chins Are Better Than One, oh
Word is bond, I'mma have to learn to speak Hmong, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
You can have my portion, I will starve like a Monk
Bang the broad 'til she sweat enough to turn dirt to mud
She can barely turn her neck, it make a brother wanna nut, cuz...
Two Chins Are Better Than One
And I don't care if she a porn star or a nun
If there's a reason it ain't hot, then I couldn't think of none
All night a brother pump cuz a brother ain't a punk
Blood, Two Chins Are Better Than One
Happy fighting in the pub, I don't do it for the pub
Sinking my teeth in her neck like a plum
Intoxicating like rum, and better than her rump, blood
Two Chins Are Better Than One
It'll make a golf prodigy put away his friggin' club
Two Chins Are Better Than One
To chase it down, that'll make Jimmy Brooks run
Two Chins Are Better Than One
That's it, I'm done
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8. |
Tempura (f/ Triple B)
02:36
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Fuck a alibi
Fuck a alibi, She already know I'm lying
I'm still lying if she sitting there fucking crying
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I got these snakes on my back, Jesse Ventura
I tell her, Baby that's a hammer, Be cool where you grab it
She keep on asking how I shoot it if it's made of plastic
Put the weed out roll another one cuz I'm an addict
She don't smoke but do you smell this shit all in her fabric?
She jumped out ghetto twerking like the bitches duty
I jumped out pouring Hennesee on the bitches booty
She got her hand out, expecting something from me
I hand that bitch a eulogy, It's dead up on the money
Something like that
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I got these snakes on my back, Jesse Ventura
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I crunch
How that shit sound?
That's one right there
Check it
My name's Scott Winter, still I'm very colder
My plug got more base ["bass"] than a young Terry Boulder (brother)
Pill-ed up on the couch, Test Martin (Andrew)
Pimp my bunkmate out for a fresh carton
Ain't talking LPs when I say release date
Banging a broad looking like Big Cutie Cheesecake
Fuck these rappers that need 70 takes
I got the baby oil slapping ebony cakes
And I don't give a fuck about the model or make
But if you're still paying on the shit, Fucker you're fake
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I got these snakes on my back, Jesse Ventura
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I crunch down on these hoes like they Tempura
I crunch
How that shit sound?
That's one right there
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My man Swift took up Pimping as a new hobby, My man Macking in the lobby
(Ay, say it louder for the folks in the back)
My man Swift took up Pimping as a new hobby, My man Macking in the lobby
Yeah, you go boy
Pull up-Pull up in a 'Lac
Yeah, you go boy
Pull up-Pull up in a 'Lac
Yeah, you go boy
Pull-Pull-Pull up in a 'Lac
Yeah, you go boy
Pop the trunk for the strap
Yeah, you go boy
That's what it do, It's all on a bitch like the New Dick Swift 2022
That's what it do, That's what it do, Dick Swift 2022
New hobby (Your broad choosing)
There's a new hobby (Tina and Susan)
New-new hobby (And-and-and that other broad)
ALL THE HOES PROPERTY OF THE MAC GOD SWIFT
That's what it do, It's all on a bitch like the New Dick Swift 2022
That's what it do, That's what it do, Dick Swift 2022
Go and get with Dick Swift when he's mid-motion
Dick Swift with a sick potion
Not the size of the boat? Bitch you lying
Dick Swift, Straight steady flying
Brian Pillman when I kill men
Syndrome
Motherfuckers talking shit and asking when Gim's home
B'wait, been here for years mo-fo
Talking all this shit, I kill in slo-mo
Motherfucker I'm Slomo and Harpo Marx
Motherfucker talking shit I kill you after dark
Looking like I'm watching motherfucking Rhonda Rose
Oh, not Rhonda Rose
That fat-fat-fat-fat titty bitch on USA Up All Night
("Rhonda Shear")
Rhonda Shears, you been spanking my meat for years to that bitch
Switch gears
You motherfuckers can't get with the way that I keep it clear
Crystal clear, I'm debonair
I'm over here
What, where, Over here
What, where, Over here
What, where, Over here now
Over here now
Thank God I ain't got no kids
Thank God I ain't got no kids
But I raised a bunch
But I raised a bunch
Motherfuckers talking shit I got that punch
I pack a punch
I'm H-H-H-Hawaiian Punch
Watch them commercials
You worthless fools looking like Urkles do
What the fuck you finna do
Finna do
Finna do
Finna do
What the fuck you Finna do
Why am I singing Finna do
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Yo, apparently not
Yo, apparently not
Yo, apparently not
Tramadol popper, Top-rope Jaw Dropper
Clips-4-Sale chart topper
Scott the Doctor, a.k.a. Mike McCaw
A.k.a. Buddy Wrench a.k.a. Bob Loblaw (Not Blah blah blah)
A.k.a. Rob Raw
#22 Like I'm Rod Higgins Jr.
Ay yo, Girl in the motor scooter, pick a better spooner
You can't, That's why you're damp
Rappers can not overstand my camp
The girl dates jailbirds because the girl is a tramp (slut)
I'm on the corner of 4th & Felon
Doing lunch with your guardians, Eating casaba melons
Your mama rock a Jew nose like Yentl
Kinda raunchy, I told that broad to be gentle
Storytelling in the rental
I'm out in Tokyo with a leather jacket like I'm SB KENTo (Z-Brats)
Sexy Boy (Z-Brats) Strictly Business (Z-Brats)
Spine Buster to you Simple Bitches (Z-Brats)
Cyber cutter with the pineapple bomber
My name in your mouth, Jeffrey Dahmer
Tramadol popper, Top-rope Jaw Dropper
Clips-4-Sale chart topper
Scott the Doctor, a.k.a. Larry Goo
A.k.a. Big Jack Rocker #2
Multiple titles like Arai Kenichiro
Frisco Scarface, Meet me at the beach for blow
P-p-p-perks, Flavors like starburst
Way back when Geechie Guy was grabbing the mic on Star Search
I fornicate 'til my nards hurt
Russian Fart Porn, Fat girl in the short shorts
I'm so horny off the whole thing
And I try to stay away from broads who say stuff like "Cool beans" (Cool beans?)
Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter (Ewwwww)
That ain't my bag, I ain't crushing on your daughter (No)
Tramadol popper, Top-rope Jaw Dropper
Clips-4-Sale chart topper, The Scott Doctor
A.k.a. Jimmy Suzuki
A.k.a. Goto Takayuki
Takayuki Goto to the Western World
All up on the beat like a seat belt on a chesty girl
No intermission, No need to rest for now
Chilling like Chesimard, Flexing in my nest like "Wow"
Women treat me so polite (Right, Right?)
But only when I dress fly (Right!)
Don't think I don't notice that shit
And I don't hit on 'em back cuz I be stuck on a bitch (I love her, I miss her)
Ain't that a bitch, I'm lying through my teeth
I've never made your baby mama queef
Damn I lied again (My apologies)
Maybe I should go to bed (Or not)
The Tramadol popper, Top-rope Jaw Dropper
Clips-4-Sale chart topper
Scott the Doctor
Motherfucker
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Yeah baby
You gotta stop calling me
You gotta stop calling me
Cuz we're through
We're through
You gotta put the phone down
Miss me with the voice mail
You gotta miss me with the voice mail
Cuz I ain't trying to hear you no more
You gotta stop calling me
You gotta stop calling me
Cuz we're through
We're through
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Too many people out there taking umbrage with my happiness
What's the matter bucko, Didn't get high enough off of the cannabis
You salty faux journalists be playing the thespian, Y'all never heard of us?
Talking that talk about how we're soft, until you get mopped, and then we're all murderous
Make up your mind B, I write up the rhyme then I shit on your function
I'd eat up the Gavin as if it's my luncheon, Peep the way that I heat up the junction
Harder than tungsten, A youngster gone hella savage
Cracking the melon on wannabe felons acting melodramatic
Hell with it, I've had it up to here with you fucking queers
You're talking tough but ain't got the nuts to even sucker punch one of my fucking peers
So listen up bitch, I'm taking the piss and pitching a fit
I hope you die slow in a car fire you fucking bitch
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The Born Again Bastard, Pastor charging churches, Feeling worthless
Permanently plastered
Being lost is just something that I've mastered
Call your line of defense because nothing else matters
Final chance to connect, Grab your (?????)
Leftover Summer seasons to suffer
That Jesus flex, Vexed off of uppers
Much more advanced than the other motherfuckers
Some people thrive, Some take dives
Some (?????)
(????????)
Richard Swift, once again on some dumb shit
Coaching kids, Shouts out to Dick Butkus
(????????)
Cuz the hipster shit has got me jaded
(????) Lesser (????) Jesters
Festered in between Coke & Gunplay
Curly mustaches, sidewinding unicycles riding wrong way on a one-way while faded
(????????) Crime of it's own, Bitch I know you hate it
(????) Backflip (????)
Infected smile, bad teeth, and why the fuck ain't I famous
I'm lonely and I hate it
I'm ashamed I masturbated
Not ashamed of all this hatred
Black polish, my nails are painted
Your girl looking where my chain is
Stick my balls inside her anus
Stick my balls inside her anus
(????)
(????)
My friends mothers never liked me
Mi amigos outside, When I was in I knew they'd never write me
Off my head you just a thought
Feet on ground just like mop
Ask my name just like a cop
You a lolly, you get popped
I don't need your friendship
If I got a thirst I quench it
I don't even have to mention
My imminent distain for the tension
Praising the Lord like Big Al Horford
Cuz I'm sick of looking up at the scoreboard
Managing the game like Jeff Torborg
But I feel like kicking down the door, Waving the .44
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14. |
Tsunami Warning
04:38
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Caution 432 Volts
Washington Bullets & Baltimore Colts
Yeaoh, Too Damn Vein
Prayer with the late Rollerboy Corey Haim
Zippers of the gooey
Hookers on the block looking like Baba Booey
Les Schwab rubber, Less than a bargain
More money, more green grass in my garden
Roosevelt popcorn, Super 8 telly
She was more than able with the double apron belly
Cut the cable, Shaking on my dreidel
Very big "Big Dipper", Diamonds on my ladle
Cats in the cradle, Dogs in the oven
Ate too much lunch, that's word to my muffin
Candlestick pop-up, harder than a boner
Ernie Riles with the #10-G homer
Home Alone with the Time Magazine bar code
Killed her in Colusa, Buried her in Barstow
Scottish with the kilt
White without the guilt
Urban with the voice in my head, Full tilt
Split Pea Soup
Green Tea, Teriyaki, Timberland boots
UPS, FedEx, A pony out of Lubbock
Tate's dad, Ralph Barbieri, Razor Ruddock
I don't give a fu-ddick
Very mad right now
Obviously very upset
I think my handlers need to provide me with more Green M&M's
They call it the Green Room
But I'm looking at a bag full of Yellow M&M's (Excuse me, Excuse me)
Unbelievable
And these fucking Jolly Ranchers
No Cherry, No Watermelon (The fuck city am I in?)
Maybe one Green Apple (The fuck city am I in?)
Very upset
Very upset
These disinfecting wipes are not Clorox
This ain't the "Kills 99.9% of Viruses and Bacteria" type of wipes
These are for like, you know, disabled girls who can't reach themselves with...
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, that's fine (Hubba hubba)
That's fine
I like that
I'm an advocate (Hubba hubba)
I'm an advocate
I'm like, Yo I had to hit
Hands up in the air like "Yeah, I did it"
Fuck, they caught me red-handed
Blood under my fingernails
This shit is turning brown
The M&M's are Brown
The fucking Jolly Ranchers are goddamn fucking Blueberry
They're Blueberry Jolly Ranchers
I'm not out here trying to drink Lean
Do I look lean to you?
You hear this chair creaking?
The chair don't creak for Slim Jenkins
You know wha' I'm saying?
The chair don't creak for fucking Thin Belly Watkins
You know wha' I'm saying?
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16. |
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Two circumcised cocks
Three circumcised cocks
Four circumcised cocks
Dick Swift, on the block, non-stop
Hitting 'em with a Three Point Shot
Out the fucking lane
Put you to blame
Born into the game
Been here for years and ain't nothing fucking changed
You look deranged
And yet the same
Y'all motherfuckers think you fresh tho
Y'all motherfuckers think you fresh tho
Mess with me when I wear a trench coat
High school motherfucking drop out
Motherfucking cop out
Motherfucking cop out
One punch knock out
One punch knock out
Mike Tyson Contra Code
Mike Tyson Contra Code
Mike Tyson Contra Code
Mike Tyson Contra Code
Mike Tyson Contra Code
I got the Double A, Double B, Start, Select
Mic check
Catch wreck with a mitt, Like a Catcher
Like a Catcher, Like I changed my name to Steven Fletcher
Changed my name to Bradley LaRue
Bradley LaRue a.k.a. Larry Goo
I don't want a broad with a gastric sleeve, Tell her to leave
Ugh God, That's my pet peeve
(Scott Fucking Winter)
Mike Tyson Contra Code
Mike Tyson Contra Code
Mike Tyson Contra Code
Mike Tyson Contra
What the fuck that mean
That's two different games, Two different companies
Stops trying to front on me
Did you know, You can't punk on me
Motherfuckers talking shit, You got assumptions see
You can go ahead and say what you want tho
But I'll stomp your face, Scalp you, Tonto
Pronto, CRU
Motherfuckers don't know what the fuck to do
When I be coming up here on the fucking bus
92 Old School
92 Old School
92 Old School
92 Old School
Foothill Boulevard turned Hesperian
Motherfuckers turned into Pescatarians
They don't wanna quite be Ambidextrous
They don't wanna be quite Vegetarian
But I'm out there
Doing this bizz tho
Motherfuckers talking shit, What the fuck it is tho?
Dick Swift make your motherfucking head spin hoe
Because I been thrown
On that motherfucking shit you talking 'bout
Hit you right in the motherfucker square in the mouth
I'm not one to punch a motherfucker normally
But when I do I wear a nice suit formally
And then I inform MCs
That this is what's happening, Listen close, this is important see
I got some heavyset white kids walking by me
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Pulled up on baby with the ol' Badda Boom Badda Bing
Onlookers talking about if he's a God or a King
It'll have your uncle in the garage trying to create a time machine so he could kidnap young me and commit sodomy
But that fruity motherfucker look so much like a broad that I could probably convince myself that...
"No Scott, that's just wrong"
You can't rape the willing, and I can't fight the feeling so...
Naw, fuck that,. I'mma throw 2Gs on this ball game, take Villanova
Rapscallion, Rapatastic
Maybe I need to keep it less drastic
I'm talking shit, and then I drop the shit
Fiberoptic shit
You finna do that?
Please
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about
Just walking 'bout
Just walking 'bout
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Doctor Scott San Francisco, California
Northern California's graff luminary and microphone mainstay Doctor Scott continues his two-decade odyssey in the game. When he's not in the gym bench pressing 600 pound women or putting his Kilroy Hancock on the turf, he's crankin' out half-a-dozen albums a year. Enjoy his light, it'll burn out eventually (allegedly). ... more
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